February 2012
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"Hold the applause."
Well fuck you too Mr. Best Screenplay winner.
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
NOOOOOOOOOO
7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
dot com.
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Will Ferrell and Zach Galifanakis arrive on a...
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Edelweiss
FINALLY.
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Nolte was great,
but that entire movie deserved to be nominated for everything ever.
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DIE OSCAR WRITERS.
I’m serious, die.
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I have no interest whatsoever in the New...
kawaiinojutsu:
Someone make me study for my test. I’m so gonna fail it.
I’ll do it, I’m a Bible expert.
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I said it before, but next time...
cut down on Robert Downey Jr. making the “hilarious” jokes for five minutes and let the winners speak for more than 35 seconds, jesus christ.
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This part couldn't be cut out to save time for the...
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This is fucking unbearable.
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Shia screaming on Transformers clip for "Sound...
DYING AGAIN
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Only thing worse than live blogging the Oscars
is live blogging them while keeping everyone up to date on who you wanted to win, who actually did, and who you picked in your pool.
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Wrap it up so we can get Grandpa Crystal out here...
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"Everyone had just forgotten that, asshole."
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Is it the crappy stream or is Sandy hitting the...
Mom asks for Tumblr link to join in revelry of...
No I do not think so.
beauty-in-every-inch asked: I am quite enjoying watching the oscars with your commentary. Its lovely(:
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I could listen to Brad Pitt describe the Gargantua...
"LOOSE ENOUGH TO PROVE YOU'RE A LADY"
beauty-in-every-inch:
funployee:
…dying brb.
SAYS JLO with her nip almost popping out.
I just love the phrase “loose enough” when talking about a “lady”.
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"LOOSE ENOUGH TO PROVE YOU'RE A LADY"
…dying brb.
The moment you decide "fuck studying."
It’s awesome.
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Nobody says "bitch" like Jesse Pinkman.
uarewhatusay:
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Is there such a thing as a "really mocking a...
Because it is happening. It is happening NOW.
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In case you were wondering,
Alan Wake and it’s semi-sequel American Nighmare have got to have the most talented writing staffs ever.
Remedy is fucking incredible. The end.
I tried my best to find something to do. Oh well,...
seer-of-swag:
funployee:
I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING.
I doubt the validity of that “literally”, but I’m probably just going to stay on the computer in my room unless I find something to do.
I will do ANYTHING that is something that I don’t mind doing.
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I tried my best to find something to do. Oh well,...
I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING.
Watchishouldbedoinghw:
This is for you Diana. This is a video cataloging and explaining my Sherlock voice. Which is distinctly not Benedict Cumberbatch’s. Note, also, that I confuse Sherlock TV and Sherlock Books and Sherlock Radio Drama over and over. I hope the video came out well because I am too eternally embarrassed of my existence to watch it. My Sherlock voice is used whenever there is a...
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If you're friends with me on Facebook go look at...
This is really awkward…
EDIT NVM I GUESS WE ARE FRIENDS NOW, HAHA GOOD THINKING
Reese is ruining my poor virgin eyes.
ishouldbedoinghw:
reeses2pieces:
……..watching gay porn with Malcolm, Kris, and Chelsea.
PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY
I miss all the fun.
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“What’s that girl doing in Luis’s room?”
– Greg and Kalel (via chelseamoustache)
(it was really just me)
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freealbatross:
me: i hate everthing
sister: drink more coffee
sour puss
theblindianmermaid:
I’m finding a new obsession in Modern Family
SO GOOD.
